Hammond the hand puppet

I know.  Adorable right?  Those googly cross eyes.  That tiny green horn, mohawk thing.  The furry orange eye brows.  Love him.  But this doesn't change the fact that this is a hand puppet, folks, and I have neither children nor a job requiring ventriloquism as a skill.  "Hammond" has been reduced to decorating a mic stand for the time being.

$12 Hand puppet =  A work week's worth of black coffee at Starbucks