I know. Adorable right? Those googly cross eyes. That tiny green horn, mohawk thing. The furry orange eye brows. Love him. But this doesn't change the fact that this is a hand puppet, folks, and I have neither children nor a job requiring ventriloquism as a skill. "Hammond" has been reduced to decorating a mic stand for the time being.$12 Hand puppet = A work week's worth of black coffee at Starbucks
