Monday, August 10, 2009

Fake fur camouflage hat.

There was a time that I believed I would wear this hat.  That time was last year in NYC...a time I also vaguely recall being at least three glasses of water beyond dehydration.  I blame the hallucinations, leading me to practically freebase cheesecake squares on the street and believe I might be the governor of Alaska someday.  Thank god I won it in a bet about the exact location of Guitar Center.  But what kind of a price can you really put on dignity?

$20 hunting hat = 3 pairs of practical Victoria's secret thongs

1 comment:

  1. This is a bit like those Davey Crockett hats that are furry and have the tail. We've had at least 2 in our lifetime and cannot explain why.