It's a pen. It's a flower. It's a flower pen. In theory, this was a multi-purpose item: A beautiful bud when not in use and what I hoped would be my new favorite pen. Except that it does a pretty crappy job at being both a reliable writing instrument and a realistic looking flower. Theories are made to be disproved I suppose. Let the flower pen be a lesson to us all.
$7 Flower pen = Three dozen # 2 pencils